CRE~(song parady) O’ CHRISTMAS TREE!!!
The Newest==>From the 2009 VERSUS Holiday Songbook! A musical parody of the traditional song “O Christmas Tree (O Tannenbaum),” about commercial real estate
For A Complete LIST of other tunes use link! (Another of Interest==IT’S BEGINNING (TO LOOK A LOT MORE RISKLESS)
Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer
Oh, CRE.*
Oh, CRE.*
To what degree
are you debris?
For sophistry in office-stry.
Your property could drop-erty.
You used to earn on cruise control.
Now you must turn on bruise control.
Oh, CRE.
Oh, CRE.
Uneasy thE recovery.
Oh, FDIC.**
Oh, FDIC.**
Why amnesty in bank exam-nesty?
Your lending spree unendingly
Pretending we are mending-ly.
You can’t tweak a new peak out of rubble.
You can freak this streak might W.
Oh, FDIC.
Oh, FDIC.
Your custody a bust-ody.
Oh, teetering REIT.***
Oh, teetering REIT.***
Once such conceit, now mince-ce-meat.
Whene’er square feet you dare excrete?
Deadbeat-ment treatment by the Street.
You used to bring the ring of bling.
But now your thing does not ka-ching.
Oh, teetering REIT.
Oh, teetering REIT.
How bittersweet your Twitter tweet.
Oh, CRE.
Oh, CRE.
To what degree
are you debris?
With retail throwing in the key.
A detail showing what may be.
You used to earn on cruise control.
Now it’s your turn on lose control.
Oh, CRE.
Oh, CRE.
The TNT in GDP.
The TNT
is
CRE.
*CRE = commercial real estate
**fdic = federal deposit insurance corporation
***reit = real estate investment trust
Janis Liebhart - LEAd vocal, BACKGROUND VOCAL
ANGIE JARÉE - BACKGROUND vocal
GARY STOCKDALE - BACKGROUND vocal
Greg Hilfman - music director
